“Hello sixteen year old girl I’ve never met! You like my son? I like my son, too! Isn’t he nice? Look! Baby pictures!”
I’d like to say I won’t do that, but it’s possible that M. Papa will have to forcibly veto such behaviour.
My plan is to keep enough inoffensive baby pictures on the living room wall, so that I don’t have to pull out albums.
…Beware my craftiness.