Please do me the honor of accepting my temper, as my special gift to you. Now that I am a mother, it is really the biggest and most impressive thing that I have. I mean WOW. Can I ever pitch a fit! And even when I manage to keep my behavior on an even keel, the interior workings can be in complete nuclear meltdown. It’s quite spectacular.
Maybe you can make better use of it than I have. I bet it could provide electrical power to a couple of villages in rural Peru, or something.
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