Behavioral Problems ;-p

Dear Lord,

Please do me the honor of accepting my temper, as my special gift to you.  Now that I am a mother, it is really the biggest and most impressive thing that I have.  I mean WOW.  Can I ever pitch a fit!  And even when I manage to keep my behavior on an even keel, the interior workings can be in complete nuclear meltdown.  It’s quite spectacular.

Maybe you can make better use of it than I have.  I bet it could provide electrical power to a couple of villages in rural Peru, or something.

Best Wishes,
Your Biggest Fan

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